MY FELLOW EQUESTRIANS!

[Good morning! Princess Luna is on the scrolls, and she seems to be in Celestia's room. Its...very bright and golden, with several wall-sized bright mirrors behind the moon princess reflecting the light of the rising golden sun.

The room is also quite spotless, and everything is in order - including Celestia's crown, sitting very neatly on her bed pillows.]

It appears our sister has made a rather grievous mistake. Several days ago, she left a note for us, stating she was had to leave expeditiously, and was thus spending time with the Element bearers as part of an urgent, much-needed vacation. But it appears that in her haste to leave, she forgot something very important: her toothbrush and toothpaste!

[At this, a gold-plated mechanical toothbrush floated up into view.]

I know it is possible that she may have bought a travel toothbrush. And also a travel crown and clothing since she left those here too. Also her scroll since that is what we're using right now. And...actually, I don't think she bothered to pack anything. HOWEVER, travel clothing is easily obtained, and she perhaps wishes to be incognito, so leaving her crown makes sense. But travel toothbrushes are not as effective as regular toothbrushes!

This really cannot be stressed enough! Plus, it is oddly unlike her to forget such a basic essential as her toothbrush which cleans between her tooth crevasses so efficiently! And not cleaning them efficiently causes dreadful cavities! We doubt our sister would want to explain to her dentist that she ended up with such because she forgot to use her regular toothbrush for an extended period of time, correct?

If it is at all possible, would someone please relay this message of worry to our sister, in whatever guise she's decided on, so she might get a proper toothbrush? We...er, I'd greatly appreciate that.

[[Strong Bad is standing in front of a chalkboard he's dragged out of...somewhere. He holds a chalk piece as if it's superglued to his hoof...somehow. The normal rules of hands or hooves have never applied to him. He's also donned a professor's cap for tonight's special occasion.]]

Greetings, people of Ponyville! I'm your host, Strong Bad, and I bring you some important information. I've generously decided to take this opportunity to address a growing problem in our town marketplace: the groan-inducing horror of the grocer's apostrophes.

[[He writes those last two words on the board.]]

Please note that I wrote apostrophes, not apostrophe-apostrophe-s. Apostrophe's [[he writes this, then draws an X over it]] is a completely stupid thing to write. Why? Well, I'm glad you asked. I'll tell you why!
( I feel a song coming on... )

[Hey, here's Minako, looking positively excited with herself. She's got a sewing machine, and fabric all around her, as well as bird feathers and...a sword. A very obviously fake plastic sword.]

Heheh...hey, guys! So, Liz's birthday is this week. Today, actually! I'm planning a little surprise party for her, despite it being a bit short notice. You know, the whole griffon thing and all, but that couldn't be helped.

Its going to be at Fennel's place on Friday, and we're gonna do a big birthday-themed LARP session! So, if you come...dress up if you can!

[At this, Minako brought her hands together, gleefully.]

Hope to see some of you there!