Has anyone seen Sonic, Knuckles or Cream?

Sonic's a blue dragon, baby-sized to be exact.

Knuckles's a red unicorn with a long mane. He was wearing a metal necklace last I remember.

And Cream's a pegasus filly with a brown mane, cream colored fur and she owned a blue rabbit.

I haven't seen any of them lately which is why I'm asking. I know Sonic doesn't like to stay in one place and tends to travel around, but...

[He then sighed.]

I really should have known it was too good to be true to last.

[The image on the scrolls when they open shows Bertie Wooster looking about as ecstatic as a pony can be. He's wearing a proper navy blue suit with a top hat and tie. His mane also appears to have been recently cut and styled.]

What ho! What ho! What ho! A jolly good day to everypony from Canterlot. We've just been over here sorting through Princess Celestia's music library in preparation for this year's Grand Galloping Gala, and I've got a question and some brilliant news.

First and foremost, what the devil do you chaps and chappesses want to be dancing to this year? Young Bertram's been tasked with sorting out the entertainment and I'd like it to be bally well entertaining, what? Let me know if you've got anything in mind, and I'll see if we can fit a bit of it into the set list.

Second, Harvey and I just got back from the pegasus races and, well, you're looking at Canterlot's latest winner. There was something about that Last Chance gel that just moved the heart. I laid a solid bundle on the filly at 1,000:1 - Who even gives those kinds of odds, I ask you? - and here we are! The Wooster fortune's very much restored, and I should like to share the luck with anypony who cares to give a shout. We'll be headed back to Ponyville in a few days. If you'd like anything from Canterlot, do let me know!


( [Private for Trixie] )


( [Private for 'The Wondrous Bolt'] )

*The background of this post is definitely Alastor's castle, but all that's visible in the shot is a strange creature that's oddly blood colored. Hanging around its neck is a sign that reads in type-printed font,

Hi, I'm one of Alastor's bloodgoyles.
I'm harmless, please do not shoot me.
(Ps. Blood given willingly.)

It waves a claw at the screen, gives a brief screech like a predatory bird, and the feed cuts out. So yeah, that's a thing.*

[The pony staring into this scroll does not seem to be alright. In fact, it doesn't take a psychiatrist to realize that something indeed has gone terribly wrong for this pony that once counted himself among the human ranks.

In fact his face is shoved right to the scroll as if he's trying to hide his face from something. He keeps shaking his head, muttering under his breath.]

It happened, it happened...

Oh please tell me this isn't real. I gotta be...

[Ok maybe he should just try...talking to himself. That's sane, right? Cameron, still unaware that he's talking into a communication scroll of any sort, sets it beside him as he rationalizes his new form.]

Ok, so I'm in a dream or...no, I just lost my mind. It happened, I thought maybe I had a couple years before it happened, but I really lost my mind.

I had a nervous breakdown and I'm just...

[He blows a raspberry. Ok time to call for help. By which he means yell.]

Hey anyone? I think I'm a pony! I mean, I think I'm seeing some real salt...[Did that just come out of his mouth?] So if you could just...give me meds or knock me out...anyone?

Please?!

[The scroll was artfully adjusted as the interior of a house? was there. However when you noticed, it was actually a set crafted outside of Sugarcube Corner. Why would there be a set of--wait what's that sound?

Oh it's Pinkie. Who pours a tube of frosting into her mouth and bellows]

STUPENDOUS AMAZING PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!

[Uh oh.]

[The 'video' with music helpfully provided by Pinkie's laptop does it even run out of batteries anymore? was blaring as she starts holding up various ingredients.]

Today we're making Moist Chocolate Cake mother[squeak]ers!

2 CUPS FLOUR! [And the flour gets shoved into the party cannon.]

1 TEASPOON SALT! [And so on]

1 TEASPOON BAKING POWDER!

2 TEASPOONS BAKING SODA!

2 CUPS SUGAR -- BUT ADD THE WHOLE THING!

[And she shoves an entire box of sugar into the party cannon.]

1 CUP CANOLA OIL! [Pinkie pours it into the cannon as she tilts it into the air.] AND THEN ONE CUP COFFEE! BUT REMEMBER TO DRAIN IT!

[She pours half of it into her mouth, and then pours the rest into the cannon.]

1 CUP MILK! 2 EGGS! [And they go hurling into the cannon.] AND FINALLY 1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT! BUT REAL VANILLA WILL DO!

[Setting up a giant bowl, she grabs the fuse.] AND NOW WE MIX!

[A deafening boom could be heard as the ingredients fly into the air and comedically fall into the bowl pre-mixed.]

HEAT UP YOUR OVEN TO 325F AND BAKE FOR 25-30 MINUTES! BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SO LETS HAVE A TIME LAPSE THING!

[The scene cuts to Pinkie playing cards with a rubber chicken in front of herself. She puts down a pair of 2s and it puts down a full house. She frowns.]

Well played Boneless 1. Well played.

[CUT TO THE SET! And Pinkie is holding tube of icing.] FROSTING! Mid-cooking snack. [And she eats the whole frosting and sort of looks really sated.] Aaaah, it's good for you!

ICING! WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE OVEN PREPARE THE ICING! 1 CUP MILK, 5 TABLESPOONS FLOUR, 1/2 CUP BUTTER SOFTENED BUT WE'LL DO TWO! 1 CUP SUGAR AND 1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT!

MIX IT ALL UP! IN FAST FORWARD!

[And Pinkie blurs into motion, seemingly timelapsing even further as the cake comes out and she cools it.] AND NOW WE FROST THE CAKE!

CAKE IS SERVED EVERYPONY!

Next time, we do Nerdy Nummies.

[Pinkie OUT!]