Hey peoples. It's Strong Bad. I'm sure many of you aren't thrilled to read that name again, but you'll just have to deal with it.

Last time I tried talking to y'all like this, I ended up sending half the town after me with torches and pitchforks. And as awesome as I'm sure an encore performance would be, I'm not in the mood today. So, uh. I swear I'm not trying to start a fight this time. I come in peace. For the most part.
( wrestleman at it again )

As an addendum to my previous announcement, I have...

[Zetta pauses to heave an immense sigh.]

I have also captured Melissa, queen of the changelings, and one of the Pinkie Pies. Blah blah rot in my dungeon forever something something evil and somebody get these two psychological help, please.

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

So hey, what's up with the sun? You guys fix that yet?

Ha psyche, just kidding. I know you didn't. What the hell happened, when'd you people get so lazy?

[This was entirely necessary.]